Colossal But Disoriented Robot http://colossalrobot.wordpress.com Webshit. Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:33:53 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/fcb7c17009bb81fa1abbf31fc6d2e1b4?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png Colossal But Disoriented Robot http://colossalrobot.wordpress.com Moving On. http://colossalrobot.wordpress.com/2009/06/25/moving-on/ http://colossalrobot.wordpress.com/2009/06/25/moving-on/#comments Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:33:53 +0000 colossalrobot http://colossalrobot.wordpress.com/?p=279 ]]>

I won’t be posting here anymore. I realized I could do the jobs of two blogs in one, and thus have no need for this anymore. Old posts will remain up. Follow me, friends, to:

http://thesemodernsocks.wordpress.com

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Agatha Ruiz de la Prada Fall 2009 (PRG)

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Many thanks to Isa.

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The Chanel Segway Divides The Rich (AVClub)

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Only $14.95!!

How would you ever wear this hat without looking grossly incompetent for a position of leadership?

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So what’s wrong with that? He’s James Bond, that’s what! He can have any woman, anytime, anywhere. What does he need with a porn stash? Look, I’m just going to come out and say it, alright? James Bond does not need wanking material! When Bond’s asleep in his bed at night, there should be a satisfied woman lying next to him, not a wadded-up kleenex and a bottle of hand lotion on his nightstand!


The 6 Most Degrading James Bond Moments (Atomic Gadfly)

Includes this gem from Moonraker. The pigeon double-take at 3:00 is nothing short of genius.

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