What is this shit?!

This blog is maintained by Liz.
The origin of the name “Colossal But Disoriented Robot” is simple. I asked Jill what to name it, and this was her suggestion. I think it’s perfect.
Nobody really reads this blog, and even fewer people comment, so I applaud you for reading this. But I don’t really care if anyone reads CBDR or not because as long as I’m not getting paid for this I’d say I’m not doing it for other people. It’s more a journal of things that have made me laugh on the internet. If other people can laugh at these things too, then all the better.
CBDR is a tribute to the fact that the modern industrialized world has evolved so far past the basic struggle for survival that human beings now have to come up with a plethora of ways simply to pass the time. For what other reason would someone make a montage video of the best ping-pong shots of all time, or write a children’s book propagandizing Democrats?
Much of the webshit featured on CBDR is brought to my attention by my friends, and I have tried to credit them in each circumstance. I try not to blog about topical things or celebrities, because you can find that shit on a million other websites, and it’s rarely amusing a week later.
This website is a tribute to wasting time, and as such, it is highly recommended that you waste a small amount of time getting high before viewing it for maximum enjoyment.
Lastly, but most importantly, CBDR is a tribute to things that make us happy to be alive. After all, how terrible can life truly be when somewhere there are parents videotaping their eleven-year-old son’s domino set-ups?