Moving On.

I won’t be posting here anymore. I realized I could do the jobs of two blogs in one, and thus have no need for this anymore. Old posts will remain up. Follow me, friends, to:

http://thesemodernsocks.wordpress.com

Best Use Of A Talking Animal In A Commercial Ever

Trippy Elephants That Scared You As A Kid

Hot Fashion Trendzz ‘09: Wearing Your Lunch, Clown Scalps

Agatha Ruiz de la Prada Fall 2009 (PRG)

Viral Videos From Your Past: G.I. Joe PSAs

All Dogs Go To Heaven, But Some Are Scared Of Jesus

I Like Kitties A Lot, But I Really Like It When They Talk

Many thanks to Isa.

Finally.

The Chanel Segway Divides The Rich (AVClub)

Novelty Hats Are For The Dignified

Only $14.95!!

How would you ever wear this hat without looking grossly incompetent for a position of leadership?

Wh-whaaaat?!

So what’s wrong with that? He’s James Bond, that’s what! He can have any woman, anytime, anywhere. What does he need with a porn stash? Look, I’m just going to come out and say it, alright? James Bond does not need wanking material! When Bond’s asleep in his bed at night, there should be a satisfied woman lying next to him, not a wadded-up kleenex and a bottle of hand lotion on his nightstand!

The 6 Most Degrading James Bond Moments (Atomic Gadfly)

Includes this gem from Moonraker. The pigeon double-take at 3:00 is nothing short of genius.